F-for-feasant-design

Or 'HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE WORDS THAT BEGIN WITH S' (From the personal datatracks of Tarpit, Decepticon Technopaleontologist.) My situation here on Earth goes from bad to worse. I had been tasked with studying the Dinobots by our glorious leader Megatron and my team and I were instucted to stop all other research. When I first set upon the task I had no idea of the arduous and damn right terrifying nature of the task. I had thought, wrongly as it turns out, that there were but a handful of these mechanoids going from the preliminary research into archived military defriefings, medical reports and post mortem scans. The info

The Players- Sludge, the Dynobot Marine Corps Commander Synchro, his second in command Salvo, the hulking brute of a transport/artillery platform Scald, naval artillery Scupper, Demolitions Slice and Swipe, Dynobot Clones Slobber, the redneck commando Smelt, the lava cannon Squall, the submarine Stagnant, All terrain, amphibious assault Spine, Dynobot Engineer Spike Dynobot Medic Grimlock, Dynobot supreme commander (Profiles are all in my Dynobot Gallery) The mission was go. Autobot Intelligence had discovered that Decepticon scientists had found away of refining Energon into a more potent form- a move that would surely bolste

(From the personal Datatracks of Red Alert, Autobot Security Chief.) I had voiced my disapproval of the new Dinopretender unit being sent to Dinobot Island from the start. I understood that like the Dinobots before them, this potentially destructive unit needed to come to grips with their primitive forms somewhere far away from civilisation and possible human casualties. This time I knew it would be different though. When the Dinobots were placed there it was just a clump of volcanic rocks in the South Pacific ocean. When we sent the Dinopretenders there we were stationing them not just in a fortress, but in a fortress of barely controlable

From the scientific archive of Perceptor, Autobot Chief of Science. (Amended for clarity by Codex, Autobot Archivist, Autobot City, Earth.) 0101010000101111001001- THE MULTIVERSE RIFT The Multiverse Rift is a space/time constant located in the centre of the EidIng Cascade found in the Shiroyama Nebula. It is the single known point in the universe that is found in each and every Timeline, Dimension and Reality. The Rift has proved non navigable to this dimension and although the Autobot Science Organisation has sent D.A.T.A. (Dimension and Timeline Analysis) probes through it, We have been unable to select a specific target reality for thei

The excellent 'Animated' Seacons currently being done by Altitron, seen here- altitron.deviantart.com/galler… has inspired me to bump my own pirate transformers up my 'to do' list....... Here is their back story. (Apologies in advance for length) Millions of years ago he served on a Cybertronian exploratory force tasked with locating new worlds. His massive alternate mode served as the fleet's medical frigate and contained state of the art medical apparatus including the new reversion field emitter. The RFE would 'de-evolve' any Cybertronian placed within it back to their original protoform physiology, the increased energon efficiency